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sideofcurlyfries:

mommamarine:

wazoo316:

Way to go Orlando

Yoooooooo

This is never going to get old

sideofcurlyfries:

mommamarine:

wazoo316:

Way to go Orlando

Yoooooooo

This is never going to get old

#ha#lmfao

[x]

The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.

Jensen: Ten Inch Hero also has a special place in my heart, since it’s where Danneel and I fell in love

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

Dance-off, bro. Me and you.

yahooentertainment:

Please welcome, Beyoncé!

yahooentertainment:

Please welcome, Beyoncé!

beeishappy:


Matthew and Camila McConaughey at the Emmys 2014

Look at that suit. Everyone else can go home.

beeishappy:

Matthew and Camila McConaughey at the Emmys 2014

Look at that suit. Everyone else can go home.

peoplemag:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Bryan Cranston for next year’s hosts - PLEASE!

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

#txt#lol

turophilia:

I was tagged by turophilia !

Rule one: Always post the rules
Rule two: answer the questions the who tagged you asked and write eleven new ones
Rule three: tag eleven people and link them to the post
Rule four: actually tell them you’re tagging them

Favorite album?

Egospect by Sheep, Dog & Wolf

Hogwarts House?

GO GO GRYFFINDOR

What’s your favorite meal?

Chicken Casserole because its all carbs and tasty and im from the fukn south

What’s your favorite joke?

idk but if anyone says the word faggot im sorry but i lose it

Describe your favorite outfit (could be one you own / one you want / etc.)

overalls because the only time ive ever gotten any action i was wearin em

In three words, what’s on your mind?

wat the fak 

Favorite Would You Rather Question 

Would you rather

Do you like your name? If you had to change it, what would you change it to?

Savannah is kool but I also like Holly idc

First memory?

i dont remember what i did an hour ago i have no fukin clue

Favorite word?

anything profane really im not picky as long as it is derogatory and used inappropriately 

Favorite random fact?

anything harry potter related that normal people shouldn’t know but i know it because i have a problem

Short-term goals?

Dont get shot in Chicago and actually write stuff sometimes because I tell everyone I’m a writer but I’m really just a piece of shit

Long-term goals?

Don’t get shot in Chicago and actually write stuff that gets me famous enough to win an Emmy and have sex with celebrities 

My Questions:

  1. Hogwarts House?
  2. If you could have a superpower what would it be and what is your superhero name?
  3. Fave cuss word?
  4. Drama or Comedy?
  5. Would you rather be able to time travel to the past or to the future?
  6. What song/album is always on your Recently Played list?
  7. Male celeb that u would ravish
  8. Female celeb that u would ravish
  9. Do you  cringe at the word ravish? What words make u cringe
  10. If you could be a member of a different race than you are now what would it be?
  11. If you had a Netflix original about your life would the genre be House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development?

Next up: galaxiesandtriangles, enjoras, sirstevegrogers, b0yswillbegirls, north west, kim kardashian, i dont know anyone else

#txt#me
#ha#me