rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever.
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF →
When your friends make plans that involve money
bemusedlybespectacled: bamfinajumper: sirarthurconandoilies: airdotcaptain: ununpentium: seriously though america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon sincerely, uk. never Dear UK, We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now? Love, America Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!! I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS FREEDOM
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
My academic career
Molly Weasley: Make sure to speak very, very clearly, Harry.
Harry Potter: lol okay DIAGHUN LIEE
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
Effie: Hey I just reaped you
Effie: And this is crazy
Effie: Don't stab that table
Effie: It is mahogany