what if you had never joined tumblr think about that think of all the people you’d never have met think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched #I was so alone #and I owe you so much
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
amixedreality: tairupanda: karlimeaghan: geromy-kyle: minestuck: geromy-kyle: tltty: notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!! america: 1 britain: 0 notice how every other country in the world hates you what about canada canada doesnt hate us nobody cares what canada thinks Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking...
How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
heathicorn: assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black...
Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.
sonnelittle: fuckjoey: rakopandomowl: starspades: happynstanceimaging: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: fire-kissed: thehoboacrossthestreet: Oh. My. Lord. holy shit ashdkjas fuck this is my all time favorite tumblr post it was worth to read