shut-up-merlin: People are freaking out because it’s August tomorrow. Then there’s me. DOCTOR WHO STARTS THIS MONTH
buttgenie: fatblacklesbian: buttgenie: it’s Gay time I think it’s time you go to hell and pay for your sins. i’ll try, tumblr user fatblacklesbian i will try
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
narwhalsmash: Next time USA hosts the Olympics we should recreate that scene in Spongebob where they’re in a marching band and they play ‘Sweet Victory’
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
senorpond: there are so many different pictures of michael phelps so we should start using him as reaction images
21flicks asked: your blog has a mustache. ME GUSTA!
Treating Jellyfish Stings
laceonanarmbrace: fakescience: hahahahha omg recently i asked a friend if this ever happened if they would. found out im going to die from a jellyfish sting or i’ll have to pee on myself……..and i sont have a penis
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
anna-mator: demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely...
me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
rickoffstark: if i was an actress i would only pick movies where my co-star is single so i could hook up with them